I Have Hilarious Friends

This is my 101st blog post on The Frostical, so I guess I should say thank you to everybody who reads this shit and a big 'fuck you' to Google who still haven't reinstated my AdSense account - even after I appealed. Twice. Google, minus points. 

And what better way to celebrate my Dalmatian Post than to post a conversation between two of my closest friends. This interaction occurred shortly after @The_Krans joked about my oldPad 2 on Twitter. The conversation that ensued is based 100% on factual information.  

Krans:

Nick is so sad on twitter that there is a new iPad out

Krans:

So I called it an oldPad2 which didn't help

Dennis Krige:

Hahahaha!

Dennis Krige:

Oh well

Dennis Krige:

A new pad comes out every 15 seconds

Dennis Krige:

He gets what he gets then

Krans:

Hahaha

Dennis Krige:

iShit is the worst

Krans:

'The iPad 16/04/2012 16:20:15'

Krans:

It's a better name!

Dennis Krige:

It is a better name!

Dennis Krige:

I hear 'the iPad 16/04/2012 16:20:16' is far better

Krans:

Fuck! I wish I'd bought that one...

Dennis Krige:

Too bad 'the iPad 16/04/2012 21:20:16' is out in the States already

Krans:

It features the brand new "money eating" feature

Dennis Krige:

And the state of the art virginity protector

Krans:

Oh wait, an update has come out, but it costs you a first-born son to upgrade

Dennis Krige:

And the soul of a Lemming

Krans:

Good, I've upgraded using my child and a Lemming as payment

Krans:

FUCK -- new iPad!

Krans:

And no more kids...

Dennis Krige:

I'll get excited about the iBrain

Krans:

But the new one comes out in the shape of Steve Jobs' balls

Krans:

And you log on by kissing it gently - but caringly.

Dennis Krige:

And showing it picture of your wife in the shower

Krans:

And then it empties your bank account by default, before immediately being replaced by a newer version

Krans:

True that, it unlocks the Wi-Fi

Dennis Krige:

Oh Apple...

Dennis Krige:

You are a cruel mistress

Krans:

Wish I could show this chat to Nick.

Dennis Krige:

You can...

And they did. You can follow @The_Krans and @denniskrige on Twitter for more of this golden gold. Happy Monday!